Mess Circle/transcript

[Scene: Ify's house]

[IfyStar sits on the chair and farts then a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

Dxkey: I have begged you to stop messing in front of Marvelous.

Dxkey: No dey mess for him front before you spoil him.

[a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

Ify: It is fart, not mess.

Ify: I am eligible to fart in my own house.

Ify: I pay for this house, so I can fart when, where and how I wish.

[IfyStar farts then a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

[Marvelous and Dxkey plug their nose]

[Scene: Ify's house]

[Marvelous is playing football and Sarah is sweeping then Sarah farts in front of Marvelous]

Dxkey: Saraldo, why is it difficult for you to respect yourself in front of Marvelous? He is just two years old; yet he has heard over five thousand mess from you and IfyStar.

Sarah: My buttocks, my mess. If e pain you, you mess your own.

[a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

Dxkey: Marve?

Dxkey: No learn how to mess like them oh?

Marvelous: Okay.

Dxkey: Even if you mess by mistake, you say sorry.

Marvelous: Sorry.

Dxkey: Good, go and play.

[Marvelous comes out of the house with no clothes and taps his belly and farts]

[a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

Ify: Nah so, you have join Mess Circle.

Dxkey: Well done ma, you have succeeded.

[a Marvelous and Dxkey laughing sound is heard]

[Marvelous goes home with Nneka]

Nneka: Ify, good afternoon.

Ify: Good afternoon. Why are you back so early? I hope Marvelous is OK.

Nneka: Marvelous is OK, but he has been farting since morning. It's so loud and smells horrible. All his classmates left the class for him.

Dxkey: IfyStar, are you happy now?

Ify: Shut up! Teacher Nneka is lying.

Nneka: I took him to the headmistress office and he continued farting there. So she had to send him home on two weeks suspension. Here is the suspension letter.

[Nneka takes out the suspension letter and gives it to Ify]

Dxkey:Did you mess in the school?

Ify:He did not. Teacher Nneka, so you farted in the class and you are here accusing our brother Marvelous does not fart anyhow.

[Marvelous taps his belly and farts then Nneka runs away]